It's not for you. Go away.
first rule of #sonofspam, don't talk about #sonofspam
second rule of #sonofspam, don't spam #sonofspam, unless you're dave
third rule of #sonofspam, matt, you're banned, get over it :)
fourth rule of #sonofspam, the direction is always ------------>
fifth rule of #sonofspam, you can only complain about your irc client if it isn't irssi
sixth rule of #sonofspam, squash?
seventh rule of #sonofspam, don't use rsh, ever
eighth rule of #sonofspam, don't wear steel capped boots during motorbike accidents
ninth rule of #sonofspam, there is only one rule for #sonofspam
tenth rule of #sonofspam, if you have a complaint, don't
eleventh rule of #sonofspam, if you don't yarg a lot, you don't yarg enough
twelfth rule of #sonofspam, learn2git
thirteenth rule of #sonofspam, repeat after me: I do not understand computers
fourteenth rule of #sonofspam, do not write irc bots from scratch
fifteenth rule of #sonofspam, thou shalt not post jquery code
sixteenth rule of #sonofspam, i can't spell
seventeenth rule of #sonofspam, use spell check
eighteenth rule of #sonofspam, never break the rules
nineteenth rule of #sonofspam, josh has no hair
twentieth rule of #sonofspam, node.js is not in the matrix
twentyfirst rule of #sonofspam, steves job is way excellent dude, and can brag as much as he wants
twentysecond rule of #sonofspam, there is no manual entry for beer
twentythird rule of #sonofspam, users of #sonofspam can read, do not paste text from pages which have previously been linked in #sonofspam
twentyfourth rule of #sonofspam, don't leave #sonofspam hanging
twentyfifth rule of #sonofspam, gedit is not a browser, emacs is, as is vim, but gedit is not
twentysixth rule of #sonofspam, read the man page, then read it again
twentyseventh rule of #sonofspam, josh still has no hair
twentyeighth rule of #sonofspam, language elitism will not be tolerated (unless my language is better than yours)
twentyninth rule of #sonofspam, commenting on the size of the internet is strictly prohibited
thirtieth rule of #sonofspam, no sleeping on the job!
thirtyfirst rule of #sonofspam, re-read rule #15... Use https://gist.github.com (or similar) if you want to pimp your l33t codez!
thirtysecond rule of #sonofspam, joshgillies will always take it too far.
thirtythird rule of #sonofspam, unjustified kicks are encouraged!
thirtyfourth rule of #sonofspam, fakers will not be tolerated.
thirtyfifth rule of #sonofspam, HTML5 Boilerplate and Bootstrap are not production ready
thirtyfith rule of #sonofspam, markdown is king!
thirtyfith rule of #sonofspam, encrypt your IM applications / refer to rule the first!
firthyfyf rule of #sonofspam, there are only 35 rules in total.