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BEASTS \textcolor{orange}{OF NEW YORK}\\
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A children’s book for grown-ups
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Visit this book’s website:\\
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Copyright © 2007 by \href{http://www.rezendi.com/}{Jon Evans}\\
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\chapter{The Center Kingdom}
\sections{The Missing Acorns}
A long time ago, when humans still lived in cities, on a cold morning
near the end of a long, cruel winter, in magnificent Central Park in
the middle of magnificent New York City, a young squirrel named Patch
was awakened very early by the growls of his empty stomach.
A squirrel’s home is called a \emph{drey.} Patch’s drey was very
comfortable. He lived high up an old oak tree, in a hollowed-out stump
of a big branch that had long ago been cut off by humans. The entrance
was only just big enough for Patch to squeeze in and out, but the drey
itself was spacious, for a squirrel. Patch had lined his drey with dry
leaves, grasses and bits of newspaper. It was warm and dry, and on
that cold morning he would have liked nothing better than to stay home
all day and sleep.
But he was so hungry. Hunger filled him like water fills a glass. The
cherry and maple trees had not yet started to bud; flowers had not yet
begun to grow; the juicy grubs and bugs of spring had not yet emerged;
and it had been two days since Patch had found a nut. Imagine how
hungry you would be if you went two whole days without eating, and you
may have some idea how Patch felt that morning.
\begin{tolerant}{1500}
Patch poked his head out of the drey, into the cold air, and shivered
as he looked around. Clumps of white, crumbly ice still clung to the
ground. Gusts of cold wind shook and rustled the trees’ bare
branches. The pale and distant sun seemed drained of heat. Patch took
a moment to satisfy himself that there were no dangers nearby, no hawk
circling above or unleashed dog below. Then he emerged from his drey
and began to look for acorns.
\end{tolerant}
But what marvels, what miracles, what mysteries are hidden within
those simple words!
Squirrels are extraordinary creatures. Think first of how they
climb. When Patch left his drey, he went up, not down. He passed the
drey of his friend and neighbour Twitch, climbed to the northern\-most
tip of his oak tree’s cloud of barren branches, and casually hopped
onto the adjacent maple tree, home to his brother Tuft. To a squirrel,
every tree is an apartment building, connected not only by the grassy
thoroughfares of the ground but by sky-roads of overlapping
branches. Tree trunks are like highways to them, even branches thin as
twine are like walking paths, and they leap through the sky from one
tree to another like circus acrobats.
When he reached the last of the thick grove of trees, Patch paused a
moment to look around and consult his memory. His memory was not like
yours or mine. Human memories are like messages written on crumbling
sand, seen through warped glass. But squirrels have memories like
photograph albums; exact and perfect recollections of individual
moments. Patch, like every squirrel, had spent the past autumn burying
hundreds and hundreds of nuts and acorns, each one in a different
place. And he had stored all of those places in his memory book. The
winter had been long, but Patch’s memory book still contained a
precious few pages that depicted the locations of nuts not yet dug up
and eaten. He climbed to a high branch, stood on his hind legs, and
looked all around, seeking an image from one of those memories.
\begin{tolerant}{5000}
If you had looked at Central Park that morning with human eyes, you
would have seen concrete paths, steel fences, a few early-morning
joggers and dog walkers, all surrounded by fields of grass and ice and
bare trees and rocks, and beyond them, Manhattan’s endless rows of
sky\-scrapers.
\end{tolerant}
But with Patch’s eyes, with \emph{animal} eyes, he saw no park at
all. Instead he saw a city in itself. A vast and mighty city called
the Center Kingdom. A city of trees, bushes, meadows and lakes; a city
scarred by strips of barren concrete; a city surrounded by endless
towering mountains. All manner of creatures lived in this
city. Squirrels in their dreys, rats and mice in their underground
warrens, raccoons in the bushes, fish and turtles in the lakes, birds
fluttering through the trees or resting in their nests. At that hour
on that day, very early on a winter morning, the Center Kingdom was
almost abandoned — but soon spring would come, and the city would
bloom into a thriving maelstrom of life and activity. All Patch needed
to do, until that blessed time arrived, was find enough food for these
last few days of winter.
He saw in the distance, near the edge of the densely wooded area he
called home, a jagged rock outcropping from his memory book. He was so
hungry he paused only a moment to check for dangers before racing
headfirst down the tree trunk and towards the rocks. In his memory
that same outcropping was just \emph{there} — and the nearest human
mountain visible over the treetops to the west was \emph{there} —
and a particular maple tree, which had been covered in orange and
scarlet leaves on the day Patch buried the acorn, had been exactly
\emph{there,} and \emph{that} far away.
Patch found his way to the exact spot where all those landmarks fell
into place, so that the place where he stood and the page from his
memory book matched perfectly, like a picture and its tracing. Then he
began to sniff. He knew as an undeniable fact that in the autumn he
had buried an acorn within a tail-length of where he stood. And
squirrels can smell perfume in a hurricane, or a dog a half-mile
upwind, or a long-buried acorn.
But Patch smelled nothing but grass, and earth, and normal air-smells.
His heart fell. It seemed to fall all the way into his paws and seep
out through the tips of his claws. Patch let out a little murmur of
awful disappointment. There was no food here. This acorn was gone,
already gone.
This was not unusual. Squirrels often found and ate nuts buried by
other squirrels. But the same thing had happened with every nut Patch
had tried to unearth for the last two days. And that \emph{was}
unusual. It was such an astonishing run of bad luck that Patch had
never heard of such a thing happening before.
He dug anyway, hoping that maybe this acorn had no smell, or his nose
was not working right. But he found nothing. And when he found the
next burial place, again there was nothing. He ran to the next; and
the next; until finally there were no more pictures left in Patch’s
book of memories, no nuts left to try to unearth. And he was so
hungry.
By this time other squirrels too had emerged from their dreys and
begun to dig for food. Patch knew all of the half-dozen squirrels he
could see around him, and the dozen more whose presence he could smell
in the cold wind. All were of his tribe.
Squirrels are social animals, they have family and friends, clans and
tribes and kingdoms. Patch’s tribe, the squirrels of the Treetops,
were not like the Meadow tribe who lived near the city’s grassy
plains, or the Ramble tribe that inhabited its rockiest wilderness, or
the red Northern tribe. The Treetops tribe was more a group of
individuals than a community. If they had had a motto, it would have
been, “Take care of yourself.” None of the squirrels around Patch were
of his clan. It would have been a terribly low and shameful thing for
Patch to go to one of them and ask for even a single bite of an
acorn. But while pride is important, it cannot be eaten, and hunger is
more important still. Patch was so ravenous he would have begged for
food.
But there was no one to beg from. For not a single one of the
squirrels around him had found a nut. All of them were digging for
nothing.
Patch sat and thought.
\begin{tolerant}{1500}
He was, you must remember, a squirrel, an animal, a creature of
instinct. Thinking did not come naturally to him. He had to sit for a
long time while he thought, in a little fenced-in patch of grass near
to one of the concrete-wasteland human trails. Around him there was
little to see. In winter most birds flew south, rats stayed
underground, raccoons hibernated. There were only the other hungry
squirrels, a few fluttering pigeons, and the occasional passing human.
\end{tolerant}
At one point an unleashed dog came near, and Patch had to interrupt
his thinking to watch this threat. It was a very strange dog. If it
was indeed a dog at all. It \emph{looked} like a dog, but it was
unaccompanied by any human, and it had a rich, feral scent like no
other dog Patch had ever encountered. The dog-thing said nothing,
which was also unusual, but it watched Patch with a leery grin full of
sharp teeth for what felt like a long time. Patch was very glad of the
fence that surrounded him. When the dog-thing finally moved on Patch
sighed with relief. He could have escaped to the safety of a nearby
tree if necessary. But he was so hungry that the effort of running
away, combined with the terrible strain of thinking, would have left
him weak and dizzy.
\begin{tolerant}{1500}
By the time Patch finally finished thinking, he had drawn one
conclusion and made two decisions.
\end{tolerant}
\begin{tolerant}{1500}
The conclusion was that something was very strange and wrong. It was
not Patch alone who had lost all of his food. That would have been bad
enough. But the same thing seemed to have happened to every member of
his tribe. That could not be mere ill-luck. Something more, something
worse, was happening. There were dark stories told in whispers among
squirrels, ancient legends of winters that had outlasted all the
Center Kingdom’s buried nuts, famines in which nine in every ten
squirrels had died of hunger, and the few survivors had been forced to
eat the bodies of the dead in order to live. But there were no legends
in which all buried acorns had vanished uneaten from the earth. This
was something new.
\end{tolerant}
The first decision he made was that he would seek out his family, and
see if they had any food. Patch was solitary by nature, and had not
seen his family or indeed spoken to any other squirrel for three days,
but he knew they would help him if they could, just as he would help
them.
His second decision was that if his family did \emph{not} have food,
then … he would try something else. Something very unusual, for a
squirrel. Something very daring and dangerous indeed. But by this time
hunger was growing stronger in Patch than fear.
\sections{Patch’s Family}
Patch’s mother was named Silver, because high summer sun made her fur
shine that colour. She had a marvellous drey high up a spruce tree,
carved out long ago by a woodpecker, and since extended into a
two-chambered home full of bright things. The journey along the
sky-road to her drey did not take long. When Patch looked inside, he
saw a hundred colours glittering in the sunlight, shining from bits of
metal and glass set into Silver’s walls and floor. But his mother was
not there.
He could tell by the faintness of her smell that no squirrel had been
here in some time. There were two faint traces of scent, several days
old; that of Silver, and that of another squirrel, a musky scent that
Patch did not recognize. A scent that made his tail stiffen as if
danger was near.
Patch stared into his mother’s empty drey for a moment. It wasn’t
normal for a squirrel to abandon her drey for days, not in the middle
of winter. And he hadn’t seen Silver for three days. Not since all the
acorns had disappeared from the earth.
Patch ran back to his own tree, and then to the maple tree next door,
to his brother Tuft’s drey. He ran very fast. He was hungrier than
ever, and he was beginning to be very worried. He was relieved when he
looked into Tuft’s drey and found it occupied. Tuft himself was not
present, but Brighteyes was, and their babies, and it was clear from
the smells that Tuft had only just departed.
“Hello, Patch,” Brighteyes said weakly. “Would you like to come in?”
Patch entered. Brighteyes was curled up with her babies in the drey’s
deepest, warmest corner. The last time Patch had visited, seven days
ago, this had been a den of noise and chaos, with all Brighteyes’ four
babies running and jumping and playfighting. Today they lay weakly
beside Brighteyes, and the once-shining eyes from which their mother
had taken her name were dim and clouded.
“Uncle Patch,” the littlest baby said, in a piteous mewling
voice. “Please, Uncle Patch, do you have any food?”
The other children looked up at Patch with bright, hopeful eyes. As
hungry as he was at that moment, if he had had an acorn, he would have
given it to his nieces and nephews. But he had nothing.
\begin{tolerant}{5000}
“I’m sorry,” Patch said, ashamed. “I haven’t found any food for days.”
\end{tolerant}
“No one has,” Brighteyes said.
“Have you seen Silver?”
“No. She hasn’t come to visit since the food ran out.”
Patch considered. “Is Tuft out looking for food?”
After a long moment Brighteyes said, very quietly, as if she were
admitting something terribly shameful, “Tuft has gone to the Meadow
tribe.”
\begin{tolerant}{5000}
“The Meadow tribe?” Patch asked, confused. “What for?”
\end{tolerant}
Brighteyes said in a voice hardly louder than a whisper, “To accept
their offer.”
“What offer?”
Brighteyes stiffened with surprise. “You haven’t heard?”
“Heard what?”
“You spend too much time on your own, Patch. If you talked to others
more you wouldn’t always be the last to know.”
“The last to know \emph{what?}”
“The Meadow tribe has offered food to Treetops squirrels. But only if
we join their tribe.”
“Join their tribe?” Patch looked at her, perplexed. “Join the Meadow?
That’s not possible. We’re of the Treetops. We can’t become of the
Meadow.”
“They say if we swear an oath of allegiance to the Meadow tribe, if we
swear by the moon, then we will become of the Meadow, and then they
will give us food.”
After a long moment, Patch asked, his voice now as hushed as that of
Brighteyes, “Swear by the moon?”
This is not the place to explain what the moon means to
animals. Suffice to say that an oath sworn by the moon is even
stronger than an oath sworn on blood. Such an oath can never be broken
or unsworn.
\begin{tolerant}{5000}
“Yes,” Brighteyes said, looking away from Patch.
\end{tolerant}
“Tuft has gone to swear by the moon to join the Meadow tribe?”
“Yes. We will all go. We will all swear. Tuft will bring back some
food for the children, and when they are strong enough they will go
and swear themselves.”
“You can’t do this,” Patch said, shocked. “You can’t leave the
Treetops. You can’t give your children to another tribe.”
“We must. We haven’t any \emph{food,} Patch. You see how weak my
babies are. No one else can help us. Silver is gone. Jumper is gone.”
“Jumper is gone? Gone where?”
“No one knows. No one has seen him in days. Like no one has seen
Silver. Or any of the other clan leaders.”
“The King,” Patch said. “We’ll go to King Thorn.”
“The Ramble is too far. Even if the King sends help, it will never
reach us in time. My babies are starving, Patch. My babies are
\emph{dying.} The Meadow is our only hope.”
After a moment Patch turned away, unable to face Brighteyes, and said,
“I wouldn’t have let this happen to you.”
“Don’t say that. There’s nothing Tuft could have done. There’s nothing
you could have done if I had chosen you instead.”
“There is. If I had known. I know another place to get food.”
“Then why are you hungry?” Brighteyes asked.
Patch hesitated. “It’s dangerous. It’s in the mountains.”
“In the \emph{mountains?} Are you \emph{mad?}”
Patch was saved from answering by the appearance of his brother Tuft
at the entrance to the drey. Tuft held two acorns against his chest,
but he looked perilously thin, and weak, and tired.
“It’s done,” Tuft said. His voice was grim. “I have joined the
Meadow.”
Tuft carried the food in to his family. As the children devoured one
acorn, Brighteyes and Tuft and Patch stood around the other, staring
as if it glowed.
“This one is for you,” Tuft said to Bright\-eyes. “The Meadow gave me
one for myself when I was there.”
Patch knew Tuft was lying.
Brighteyes said, “We’ll share it. All three of us.”
Patch wanted a bite of acorn so much that his whole body trembled with
desire.
“No,” he said faintly.
\begin{tolerant}{5000}
Tuft and Brighteyes turned to him, amazed.
\end{tolerant}
“I will go to the mountains,” Patch said.
\begin{tolerant}{5000}
Right away, before the acorn’s temptation became too great to deny, he
turned and fled from his brother’s drey, and ran straight down the
maple trunk to the ground. From there Patch ran north and west. His
hunger was a searing flame within him.
\end{tolerant}
\sections{Patch and the Birds}
It was not entirely true that Patch \emph{knew} there was food in
the mountains. He had never been to the mountains. No squirrel in all
the Center Kingdom, as far as he knew, had ever been to the
mountains. For between the kingdom and the mountains, surrounding it
on all sides like a moat around a castle, there lay a blasted concrete
wasteland, as wide as fifty squirrels laid nose to tail, and horrific
death machines roared up and down this wasteland at terrifying speeds,
all day and night. What’s more, humans and dogs often cross\-ed between
the mountains and the kingdoms; and sometimes the dogs were
unleashed. A squirrel would have to be very desperate indeed to dare
the wastelands.
\begin{tolerant}{5000}
It was Toro who had told Patch about the food in the mountains. Toro
was Patch’s friend. And that itself was extraordinary.
\end{tolerant}
Patch had always talked to birds. The drey he had grown up in —
Silver’s old drey, before she became leader of the Seeker clan — had
been only a few branches away from a nest of robins. Once, in early
spring when he was still a baby, Patch had crawled out of Silver’s
drey and into the robin’s nest, and had spent a whole day among the
chicks before Silver returned home and retrieved him. The robin mother
had been unamused by Silver’s profound apologies, and even less amused
when Patch returned to her nest the very next day.
Eventually Silver taught Patch to leave the robins alone, but not
before he had learned how to speak Bird. Most squirrels of the Center
Kingdom could say and understand a few simple things in Bird, but
Patch could actually hold conversations. And so, one autumn day when a
bluejay swooped past and stole an acorn out of Patch’s paws, Patch
shouted angrily at the thief in Bird to bring it back; and the thief,
intrigued, wheeled around in midair, perched on a branch above Patch,
and looked curiously down at the irate squirrel.
\begin{tolerant}{10000}
“Thieving feather-brained no-nose hawkbait!” Patch shouted up.
\end{tolerant}
“Stupid blind furry groundworm!” the bluejay retorted, and began to
peck at the acorn.
“Your mother should have dropped your egg onto a rock!”
“I must say,” the bluejay said between bites, “you speak Bird
remarkably well, for a thick hairy slug with a mangy tail.”
“Thank you, you moldy-feathered sky-rat. Now give me back my acorn!”
The bluejay considered, while he finished eating half of the
acorn. And then, rather incredibly, he let the other half drop to the
ground.
“To tell you the truth I wasn’t very hungry,” he said. “I just enjoy
taking acorns from squirrels. I didn’t know you spoke Bird. What is
your name?”
“My name is Patch.”
“My name is Toro.”
Patch didn’t know what to say. He had never been introduced to a
bluejay before. Like all squirrels he thought of bluejays, the Center
Kingdom’s most prolific eaters of nuts, as dire enemies. Patch looked
around to see if any other squirrels saw him talking to a
bluejay. Fortunately none were nearby.
“If you’re looking for acorns,” Toro said, “the wind has been strong
today on the other side of those rocks, and many there have fallen.”
\begin{tolerant}{5000}
After a moment Patch said, stiffly, “Thank you.”
\end{tolerant}
“Any time,” the bird said carelessly, before flying away.
That was the beginning of their secret friendship. It had to remain
secret, for other squirrels would have been enraged by the thought of
Patch befriending Toro, and other bluejays would have looked ask\-ance
at Toro befriending Patch. But the two had much in common. Both were
lone explorers. And when they saw one another in remote corners of the
Center Kingdom, as they often did, they stopped to talk. It was during
one of those conversations, in the depths of the winter, that Toro
told Patch of what his sharp bluejay eyes had seen in the nearby
mountains.
\sections{In The Mountains}
Patch stood beneath the tree that marked the absolute edge of the
Center Kingdom and stared horrified at the wasteland between himself
and the mountains. Death machines hurtled past in both directions,
roaring and snarling, zooming by at speeds so great that Patch could
feel the wind of their slipstreams. Sometimes they stopped for a few
moments to gather in packs; then they all leapt into motion at
once. On either side of the wasteland, metal tree trunks protruded
from the concrete, and from their glistening branches hung
ever-changing lights. Patch knew from previous experimentation that he
could not climb these metal trees. Even a squirrel’s claws found no
purchase on their smooth and shining bark.
At least he saw no dogs, and only a few humans. But from where he
stood his intent seemed not just dangerous but actually insane. Surely
it was better to abandon the Treetops and swear allegiance to the
Meadow than to leap into the certain death of the wasteland. Patch
turned around and took a few steps back towards Tuft’s drey.
Then he stopped, turned back, cocked his head, and looked once more at
the wasteland. He had just realized there was something rhythmic about
the way the death machines moved. There was a \emph{pattern.} The
same pattern as that of the changing lights in the sky.
He thought of what Toro had told him. Heaps and rivers of food,
waiting to be eaten. Patch couldn’t smell any food. He could hardly
smell anything over the foul belches of the death machines. The death
machines that stopped when the lights changed, maybe, just maybe, long
enough for a squirrel to scamper across the wasteland.
Hunger plays tricks on the mind. By the time Patch realized he was
actually running for the mountain, and not merely considering it, he
was already halfway across the wasteland. The concrete beneath his
paws was hard and cold. The several humans on the mountain side of the
wasteland had ceased their motion and turned their heads to look at
Patch. That wasn’t good. But he had gone too far to turn back. The
death machines would crush him if he did. His only hope was to keep
running. He ran so hard and so fast that after crossing the wasteland
he very nearly ran headfirst into the nearest mountain.
Patch stopped just in time and looked around, breathless, amazed at
what he had just done. Having reached his destination he did not know
what to do next. This was a new and alien world. The ground was
entirely concrete; he couldn’t see a single blade of grass on this
side of the wasteland. The mountain before him was a perfectly
vertical wall of rock that reared into the sky far higher than any
tree. There was wasteland on two sides; behind him, the wide barrier
he had just crossed, teeming with death machines, and to his right, a
narrower offshoot that ran deeper into the mountains, occupied only by
stationary death machines along its edges. Patch wondered if they were
dead or only sleeping. He hoped for dead. At least there were a few
trees along the side of this narrow wasteland, although they were
small and withered, their trunks were caged with bricks, and they were
spaced so far apart there was no sky-road. Between some of the trees,
in the distance, Patch saw a few piles of what looked like big, shiny
black rocks.
There were no other animals, only a few passing humans. But while
these humans did not approach Patch, they seemed to be directing their
attention towards him. This made him very nervous. Humans were huge
and unpredictable. Some humans who entered the Center Kingdom spilled
food all around them, but the youn\-ger ones often tried to attack
squirrels, and all of them smelled extraordinarily strange.
Patch sniffed the air. Beneath the thick acrid fumes of the death
machines and the alien scent of humanity, he smelled danger. He
smelled dogs. Upwind, to the north, across the narrow wasteland, three
large dogs leashed to an old human were approaching. Patch hoped the
wasteland would forestall them — but as he watched, the dogs began to
cross. And then the lead dog saw Patch, and its eyes lit up like
flames.
“Kill you and eat you!” it howled ecstatically. “Kill you and eat
you!”
The other dogs joined in. “Kill you and eat you! Kill you and eat you!
Kill you and eat you!”
Patch didn’t stop to listen. Dog conversation was always the
same. Patch scrambled for the nearest scrawny tree, and raced right up
to its crown.
“Kill you and eat you, kill you and eat you, kill you and eat you!”
the dogs shriek\-ed at him, while they tried to pull their human towards
the tree. But the human, while old, was still a massive creature, and
to Patch’s relief it pulled the homicidal dogs along until they
vanished behind the corner of the mountain.
Patch looked around. He stood atop a sickly tree, surrounded by
mountains and wasteland. Beneath him, a death machine shuddered into
motion and roared forward, and Patch realized to his horror that all
those motionless machines were not dead, only sleeping, and might come
to life at any moment.
Patch was starving, but worse, he was so terrified he could hardly
move. He wish\-ed with all his heart he had never crossed the wasteland
into the mountains. He saw and smelled no food here. And he did not
dare descend from this scrawny tree. There was no safety
below. Between the mountains and the line of death machines beneath
him there was a slightly raised strip of concrete, in which the trees
were set; but it was perfectly apparent to Patch that the death
machines, with their terrible rolling feet, could easily rampage down
this narrow strip too if they so desired. Nowhere and nothing in the
mountains was safe.
\sections{A Welcome Discovery}
“Patch!” a voice chirped. “Patch, is that you?”
Patch looked to the sky and his heart filled with relief as a bluejay
fluttered downwards and settled on a nearby branch. Nothing dispels
fear like the unexpected arrival of a friend.
“What are you doing here?” Toro asked, amazed.
“I came to get food,” Patch said. “You said there was food here.”
“There is. Just down there.” Toro point\-ed with his beak deeper into
the mountains. “Inside those black things. Around them too,
sometimes.”
“The rocks?” Patch asked doubtfully, but as he looked, he saw the
skins of what he had taken to be rocks fluttering in the cold wind.
“Some of them are full of food. Food falls right out of them. Go on
down, I’ll show you.”
“Go on down,” Patch said, even more doubtfully.
“It’s perfectly safe. Just follow me,” Toro said.
The bluejay launched himself into the wind, angled his wings into a
slow gliding turn, and came to rest on the concrete, next to where a
heap of black things stood beside one of the caged little trees.
“Easy for you,” Patch muttered. “You’re a bird. You just fly away from
trouble.”
But the sight of his friend perched casually right next to a sleeping
death machine, combined with the promise of food, was enough to bring
Patch down to the concrete. He scampered towards Toro as quickly as
possible, turning his head from side to side to look for danger. He
found it everywhere. There were humans both behind and ahead of Patch,
a row of sleeping death machines to his right, and to his left he
smelled rats. Many rats.
“This is it!” Toro said when Patch reach\-ed him.
Toro sounded as proud as if he stood before a hill of acorns as high
as a human, rather than a pile of huge, foul-smelling black things
like seed-pods, their shiny skins flapping like leaves in the
wind. Patch looked skeptically at the trickled heap of decaying sludge
beneath one of the seed-pods, and said, “You said there was
\emph{food.}”
“There’s food inside them,” Toro prom\-ised. “Just go inside. That’s
what the rats do.”
“It’s rat food?” Patch asked, horrified. Rats would eat anything, the
more rancid and disgusting the better.
“Rats come here,” Toro admitted. “That’s how I found it, I saw
them. But sometimes it’s good food too. Once, right here, I found the
most marvellous seeds I ever tasted. They were wonderful.”
Patch sniffed the air. He smelled bluejay, death machines, rotting
sludge and rats. He smelled his own fear and hunger. But there was
something else beneath all that. Like the faintest hint of wine in
muddy water, or a musical phrase almost drowned out by a howling
crowd, Patch smelled something so delicious that his mouth began to
water.
“What is it?” Toro asked.
“It’s here,” Patch said. He leaped up on the nearest black thing. Its
material had a strange slick feel, made an alarming crinkling noise
when he landed, and was so soft his claws tore right through it. Patch
jumped to the top of the pile of huge black seed-pods, and ripped open
the skin of the uppermost one with a few bites. The wonderful smell
was suddenly stronger. Patch hesitated only a moment. Then he dove
headfirst into the hole he had made.
\begin{tolerant}{5000}
It was so dark inside the seed-pod that he could not see. His snout
encountered dry fluttery things, wet sticky things, even hard metal
things. In his hunger he pushed them all aside, squirming deep\-er and
deep\-er, following his nose towards the smell that made him dizzy with
hunger. He found paper, like the newspaper with which his drey was
lined. He tore the paper open with his teeth. And inside he found a
whole mound of food like nothing Patch had ever tasted before. It was
soft, salty, and delicious. There was enough to fill the bellies of a
dozen squirrels.
\end{tolerant}
Patch ate, and ate, and ate.
Until dimly, through all the debris that surround\-ed him, he heard
Toro’s high, harsh cry that meant: “Danger!”
\sections{A Promise}
When Patch finally found his way out of the seed-pod, Toro was gone,
and there were rats all around him. Some hid beneath the huge black
seed-pods, some scuttled in the shadows of the nearby mountain. Patch
knew from their smells there were at least a dozen of them.
There was another smell too, mixed with that of the rats. The very
same unsavory squirrel-smell he had detected in Silver’s abandoned
drey.
“What do you want?” Patch asked, from his perch atop the mound of
seed-pods. He was concerned but not yet frightened. Rats and squirrels
were neither friends nor enemies. Squirrels were bigger and stronger,
but rats were far more numerous. There were legends of long-ago wars
between the two species, but no squirrel Patch knew had ever been
attacked by rats. Squirrels lived aboveground, in the sun; rats
frequented the night and the dark underworld. Of course, squirrels
found rats disgusting and disagreeable — but so did all other animals.
An unusually large rat climbed up to the top of a seed-pod. It was
almost as big as Patch himself. Rats usually avoided light, but this
one stood unafraid beneath the sun, and demanded: “Who are you?”
“I am Patch son of Silver, of the Seeker clan, of the Treetops tribe,
of the Center Kingdom,” Patch said. “Who are you that asks?”
“I am Snout,” the rat replied. “Why are you here?”
“I came to look for food.”
“This is our food. These mountains are ours.”
“Your food?” Patch asked, bewildered. There was no ownership of food
in the Center Kingdom, not until it had actually been eaten. “That’s
ridiculous. It’s food. It belongs to whoever finds it first.”
“Then you belong to us,” Snout hissed. “Because we are the rats who
will suck the marrow from your broken bones.”
And from the shadows all around the heaped seed-pods, other rats
arose, and began to climb towards Patch at the top of the pile.
Patch didn’t hesitate. He sprinted downwards, running straight at one
of the rats. His charge was so unexpected that the rat in question
stopped and shrank away a little, just enough for Patch to scamper
past him, towards the edge of the pile. Two more rats raced out from
beneath the mountain, blocking any escape across the concrete. He was
still surrounded, rats were scuttling towards him from all directions.
From the very edge of the pile of seed-pods, Patch jumped as high and
as far as he could. For a moment, in midair, he was sure he wouldn’t
make it, he would fall to the concrete and be torn apart by the rats —
but then his outstretched claws latched onto the bark of the little
tree beside which the seed-pods had been heaped. Moments later he was
on top of the tree, looking down at the milling figures of more than a
dozen frustrated rats.
“Come on up!” Patch cried out cheerfully.
He wasn’t as confident as he sounded. Rats weren’t near as nimble as
squirrels, but there were many of them, and this was a very small
tree. If all the rats climbed up, Patch wasn’t sure he would
escape. But at least he was up a tree, his belly was full for the
first time in days, and Toro was watching from the next tree over.
“I will find you, Patch son of Silver,” the rat named Snout
promised. “I will find you and eat your eyes from your skull.”
Patch said nothing. He only watched as the rats scurried away. Most of
them returned to the shadows at the base mountain. But Snout ran along
the edge of the mountain, until he reached a huge hole in the
mountain’s side. Humans had blocked the hole with a wire fence much
like those in the Center Kingdom. Snout squeezed himself through a
hole in the fence and disappeared into shadow.
“Did you find food?” Toro asked.
“Yes,” Patch said. “It was wonderful.”
“I’ve never seen rats like that before.”
“Neither have I.”
“You should go back to the Kingdom. It’s safe there.”
Patch was afraid to stay in these terrible mountains for even a moment
longer. He wanted to run back to the Center Kingdom, with his full
belly and his wonderful story of adventure that no other squirrel
would ever believe, and wait for spring to come. But he thought of his
mother’s empty drey, and the haunting squirrel-smell there — and the
way that very same musty squirrel-smell had emanated from that biggest
rat.
“Not yet,” Patch said.
\sections{Jumper}
The opening in the wire fence that Snout had squeez\-ed through was too
small for Patch to do the same. But it was easy enough to climb up to
the top of the fence. From there, Patch could see all of the hole in
the side of the mountain. It was like some enormous creature had taken
a big bite from the mountainside. Beneath the wire fence, a
sheer-walled pit plunged deep into darkness. The pit was full of human
things, metal and concrete shaped in the strange curves and straight
lines that humans favoured but made animals feel queasy. The air was
dusty and smelled awful. Patch shaded his eyes with his tail and
squinted, but from the top of the fence, where the sun shone brightly,
he could still not see into the darkness at the pit’s bottom.
“I think we should go,” Toro said.
“Not yet,” Patch repeated. He watched the dust clouds in the pit, the
way they moved. He didn’t want to be upwind of the rats. They too had
sharp noses. He ran along the top of the fence, as far downwind as he
could, and then he took a deep breath and ran straight down the fence.
The lip of the pit was hard concrete, no good for downclimbing, but a
wooden plank ran down into the shadows. Patch moved down this plank as
quietly as he could; rats had sharp hearing, too. It was strange to
walk on wood with such a perfectly straight surface. The pit was as
deep as a medium-sized tree. About halfway down the plank he moved
from sunlight into shadow, and his eyes began to adjust to his new
surroundings.
The center of the pit was jumbled full of huge, geometric human
things. Its bottom was crisscrossed by pipes and planks and
girders. The floor and one wall of the pit were rocky earth rather
than concrete. But it was in a corner between two concrete walls,
towards the inside of the mountain, that he saw the unmistakable
scuttling motion of a rat.
\begin{tolerant}{5000}
Patch crept closer, staying behind human things as much as
possible. He reached a metal pipe that ran near the corner, and
followed its length until the pipe ran into the concrete wall, just a
half-dozen squirrel-lengths from the corner. He was still downwind, he
thought, although it was difficult to read the wind down here. Patch
stood as high as he could and was just barely able to look over the
pipe and see into the corner of the pit.
\end{tolerant}
In that corner Patch saw something very strange. He saw a dozen large
rats standing in a circle, all facing outwards, with all their tails
knotted together in a big tangled lump in the middle of their
circle. Standing on this lumpy knot of tails was Snout, the biggest
rat of all. And next to this bizarre clump of rats, Patch saw, to his
great surprise, another squirrel, small and with reddish fur.
“Patch son of Silver,” the strange squirrel said, and Patch
stiffened. “I’ve heard of him. He’s of the Treetops. He talks to birds
and goes off alone for days. I’m sure he doesn’t know anything. He
just came to the mountains for the food.”
“That’s not good enough,” Snout said. “We will give him to Karmerruk.”
“But —” the squirrel began.
“We will give him to Karmerruk.”
The name meant nothing to Patch, but it seemed to frighten the
squirrel.
“You said you would show me Jumper,” the squirrel said hesitantly to
Snout.
Patch stiffened.