unarchiver.py

UNRAR = """
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                                            /"      "|
                                                """

UNZIP = """
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        ;--;
        |  |
        |  |
        |LI|    I'MMA UNZIP DIS BITCH
        \__/
        <=->
        <-=>
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        <=->
        <-=>
"""

import sys

if __name__ == '__main__':
    if sys.argv[1] == 'zip':
        print UNZIP
    elif sys.argv[1] == 'rar':
        print UNRAR
    else:
        print "Usage: unarchiver.py zip|rar filename"