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__________. High five, bro
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________
What did I bring back from Mexico?
__________? There's an app for that
Betcha can't have just one! __________
What's my anti-drug? __________
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time
What's my secret power? __________
What's the new fad diet? __________
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner? __________
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________
How am I maintaining my relationship status? __________
What's the crustiest? __________
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? __________
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? __________
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________
White people like __________
Why do I hurt all over? __________
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard? __________
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR __________
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________
What's a girl's best friend? __________
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________
What are my parents hiding from me? __________
What never fails to liven up the party? __________
What gets better with age? __________
__________: good to the last drop
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one
It's a trap! __________
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
What's the most emo? __________
During sex, I like to think about __________
What ended my last relationship? __________
What's that sound? __________
__________. That's how I want to die
Why am I sticky? __________
What's the next Happy Meal® toy? __________
What's there a ton of in heaven? __________
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________
What will always get you laid? __________
__________: kid tested, mother approved
Why can't I sleep at night? __________
What's that smell? __________
What helps Obama unwind? __________
This is the way the world ends __________
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to __________
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________
War! What is it good for? __________
What gives me uncontrollable gas? __________
What do old people smell like? __________
Sorry everyone, I just __________
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan
What does Dick Cheney prefer? __________
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food? __________
I drink to forget __________
cards=TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage
What is Batman's guilty pleasure? __________
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________
What did I bring back from Mexico? __________
__________? There's an app for that
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
What's my anti-drug? __________
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
What's my secret power? __________
What's the new fad diet? __________
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________
How am I maintaining my relationship status? __________
What's the crustiest? __________
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? __________
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________
White people like __________
Why do I hurt all over? __________
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard? __________
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR __________
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________
What's a girl's best friend? __________
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________
What are my parents hiding from me? __________
What never fails to liven up the party? __________
What gets better with age? __________
__________: Good to the last drop
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one
__________. It's a trap!
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? __________
What's the most emo? __________
During sex, I like to think about __________
What ended my last relationship? __________
What's that sound? __________
__________. That's how I want to die
Why am I sticky? __________
What's the next Happy Meal toy? __________
What's there a ton of in heaven? __________
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________
What will always get you laid? __________
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved
Why can't I sleep at night? __________
What's that smell? __________
What helps Obama unwind? __________
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to __________
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________
War! What is it good for? __________
What gives me uncontrollable gas? __________
What do old people smell like? __________
What am I giving up for Lent? __________
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan? __________
What does Dick Cheney prefer? __________
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food? __________
I drink to forget __________
__________. High five, bro
He who controls __________ controls the world
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________
Science will never explain the origin of __________
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________
What's the gift that keeps on giving? __________
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt? __________
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? __________
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt? __________